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Why Does Picky = Being A Bitch
Hello There,
Im sorry that you have gotten some mean responses. Just try to keep in perspective that a lot of the adds from women seem to be unreasonable and Im sure there are men who get discouraged reading them.
For example, a woman will frequently say something like "Im a BBW, but my tastes run married housewives looking real sex Williamsville towards thin, athletic, or men who are in shape or HWP"
When I see that, I think OK, youre overweight and want me to accept you for what you are, but If Ive gained some weight over the years, you dont want anything to do with me. Also, Im sure that any woman who lists herself as a BBW, thick, curvy or plus sized is probably bigger than a /. Guys see that and think gee .youre probably really overweight .and you wont accept me being a little overweight? No, Im not bagging on plus sized women. As Tolstoy once said "I like big butts" However, I cant be certain, because my Russian is limited to Nyet, Da, and Das Vadanya. So it could have actually been Sir Mix A Lot who said that. I always get the classic literary authors confused.
I also see a lot of women who say that they want one thing but dont want to put any effort towards it. Hello ladies this is 25 you can pursue a man, stop trying to have a man pursue you all the time especially when you dont know what the hell you want. If you answer a mans ad reply with real intentions and not just to play around.
I also see many adds that say, must be over 6 ft tall. The reality is that of the male population, only percent are 6 ft tall and over. So the person writing that, just told the overwhelming percentage of men to get lost.
As for age, I see a lot of woman who are maybe 45 and theyre looking for a man between 32 and 48. Ive even seen adds where the woman is 52 and looking for a man between 38 and 52. I look at adds like these and want to tell the writer, unless you are wealthy enough to hire a pool boy, theres a good chance youll be spending your golden years watching TV with your cats and working your way towards starring on your own episode of hoarders. Id also like to point out that cats rarely understand complicated plot lines, so youll have to explain EVERYTHING.
How about the women who make sure to say "must have your own everything. House, car and be financially secure"?
Financial setbacks happen and everyone who is having a tough time isnt a bad person. Lots of people have had to deal with unemployment and underemployment.
Im also not impressed with the woman who say "must be " "9" or more" More!! Really!? , probably the biggest porn star of the 80s and early 90s, was purported to be around ". So Im happy to supply ". It would just have to be delivered in two installments.
If after reading this you decide you would like to get to know me better, please send one or more of the following. A recent photo, a xerox or scan of your left butt cheek, a copy of your latest probation/parole report or a notarized copy of an affidavit from a health care professional stating that you are not likely to attempt to dismember me with a spork or any other plastic utensil from a fast food establishment upon our first meeting. Also, please dont send vagina photos if you feel really strongly about it, you can send ONE .but it must be tastefull
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You're drowning in vanilla and need to let your inner naughty girl out
I am married, and you are too....or maybe not! I am mature, open minded, erotic and seek only one special friend. You need more than your current life allows. Your deepest wants, needs and desires go unfulfilled and as such you try to your urges. That leads to a frustration that permeates your entire being. It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. I just might be that candle. Come to DADDY! 
