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"If you are wrong in all the right ways"
I am here looking to meet new people; a new friend, a potential love interest, someone who has one thing in common with me that I can exploit (you know people do this!) Someone who like to go out and have a good time, and prefers to stay in and have a good time. Someone who takes life seriously and is always playing around. Someone who is a kid at heart and divorced wives want real sex erotik chat mature. Basiy a walking contradiction in terms!
Me: I am a Disney fanatic (Disney quotes can explain life), but I love Despicable Me! I love my randomness, but most people don't get me! I don't want children, but have the two best nephews in the world! I am a nerd, I love to fix things (whether it be an electronic device or a personal problem). I like to get into your head with 20 questions and giggle over little jokes all in the same conversation. If you say something that can be a lyric from a song, that song will be in my head all day! (please don't test this, it works) I love to spoil and pamper the person I am dating, just don't forget that someone usually does what they want done to them ;) I am a kid at heart that does not like immature people! I would wear cargo shorts and flip flops every day if i lived in Hawaii (and i guess a shirt of some sort if I must). I could never diet, I love food too much. Especially ethnic food! I enjoy art, music, and wine but live in a world of technology! I love my job, but feel guilty because I feel like I should be doing more with my life (like counseling middle school kids). I love photos, just not of myself. I am seen as a soft butch, almost andro (not trying to), but my friends love to me a lipstick! I am terrified of spiders (*shudders*) I always have inappropriate thoughts in my head, it is so hard to filter!! I am an optimist, and that sometimes blinds me to reality :( I can't cook, although sometimes i do try! My guilty pleasure is young adult books, but there is a reason. I love beinug outdoors (snowboarding, hiking, putt putt), but stay in most of the time (cuddling, movies, Rock Band). I am not a partier, but love Karaoking and dancing my a$$ off.
I want to have a conversation deep into the night that makes me think and laugh! I want to get giddy and excited to see a text or from you. I want to find someone who will get to know me before jumping to conclusions (I usually suprise people). I want to be able to watch football with someone, learn something new from them, and open their eyes to new things.
Shoot me a message if this catches ur eye. (Put a song lyric of choice in the subject so I know you're serious)
Don't message me if you are looking for a booty , a couple looking for a third, or someone looking to make me their mistress!
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I'm in a Pussy Eating Mood
It's my day off and doing laundry. I'm looking for divorced wives want real sex erotik chat a clean freaky female to come over and enjoy each others company. Like the says "I'm in a Pussy Eating Mood" 
It's great that a person has a diet that can 'sustain' clean (well you know what' but I'll agree, there's always that. I'll agree with Ms. Crazy U. 
